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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:52
Then came..
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
So they tried
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
No way
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones